who the fuck tipped him/her off?

Good organic Sausage.

None of that Renderplant buy 50 for £1 Sausage action.

I like Italian Sausage too. But not with mash.

You just like the sausage, any fucking sausage will do

This is not the time or the place for that talk Jim.

Six is the most i've had.

Not including the little unfulfilling cocktail sausages. Nothing worse than waking up smelling of booze knowing you've had that many sausages in you.

What's your opinion on vollyvonts Renderplant?

i think he has a dentist appointment