'Ello,how's it going.
We're (EMPTY VESSELS) playing next Monday at The Barfly(on at 9pm,doors 7pm)
It's gonna be a great night. Come on down,great bands playing and on top of that,it's my birthday. See you at the front.

Love Guy xxx

..p.s. I've got about fifty thousand flyers here. It's only £5.
Be really good to see ya,spesh on me birthday innit.

Guy xxx

How did it go?

I didn't get back to camden till 11, after pulling an all dayer.

Last saw Jim the most drunk i've ever seen him....he was leaving on a later plane.

They're playing on the 8th, Rarran...

Funnily enough I had the same reaction: 'tomorrow night? It's a bit short notice isn't it?'

Sorry Jet slag.

How was the American Jaunt, Arran?

Was Jim excited

was it savage?

It was great Bill.

It's all still going through my head.

..you were pulling one off all day? Bloody hell Arran,even I couldn't manage that. You coming out then for me birthday?I'm officially gonna be 30 something!

come on Guy, making yourself five years older than you are to make your birthday more of an 'event' is a desperate way to attract fans to your gig. All people need to know is that they are guaranteed to see some crazy antics courtesy of Matt 'the invader' himself.

I will write up the tour diary when I have the time, it was savage yes i was excited, Arran was I really the most drunk you have ever seen me? I blame coyote ugly pedros and danny ciccone but may be myself a bit too.

I take it I've been custard pied by everyone then regarding me Birfday party gig.
Nae bother
Take it easy

Well, I'd like to say thanks to the few of yous that came down for it. I was chuffed to see ya,knew you wouldn't let me down.
Cor,I adore a Aurora,even more a !
I'm a real poet! Doherty,I've shit him.

Guy xxx

Much fun was had...

Thanks, glad to hear that.

And: I've just bought a new guitar that might actually stay in tune for an entire set!
It's red and curvy and rockist.

Guy, you're not a poet, you're just a...
Whoops - sorry, no in-jokes.

Next stop, Betsey Trotwood...