So what are your views on this?

What the? I haven't heard anything about this???

no idea what this is about either...

i have heard about it !

What's it all about???

I think she's referring to this:

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/whats-on-details-849.html

Is it sponsored by Kleenex Tissues?

That is all types of wrong. There really is no need.

My favourite part though:

Event Costs:
Free

Surely pretty self-explanatory. Who in their right mind would pay to wank themselves off? Haha, brilliant.

Sponsored by Channel 4.

Well- if it was going to be anyone...

If anyone wants to pay me, I'll go down.